Looking for some great Game of Thrones-inspired meals? Then you’ve come to the right place! We’ve gathered the tastiest Medieval recipes that would make King Joffrey and Robert giggle like schoolgirls. Check them out here!
16 Inn at the Crossroads-Inspired Meals
Who doesn’t love Game of Thrones? It’s a phenomenon that has swept the nation in a frenzy! That’s why we’ve put together these 16 Game of Thrones food recipes (with awesome Game of Thrones quotes) to make for your next Feast of Ice and Fire!
1. A Pie of Ice and Fire (Beef and Bacon Pie)
- Have you had your beef and bacon pie today?
“The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.”
Amen, Eddard Stark, amen. We’re about to take our seat at the Inn at the Crossroads and swing the knife on this beef and bacon pie any second now.
2. White Walker
“In that darkness the White Walkers came for the first time. They swept through cities and kingdoms, riding their dead horses, hunting with their packs of pale spiders big as hounds.”
Well, that’s utterly terrifying, but thank goodness this cocktail isn’t!
3. Mini Marzipan Cakes
“The things I do for love.”
If we had a nickel for every time we’ve said that…
4. Baratheon Boar Ribs with Apple
“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.”
If dying means this is our last meal, we’re okay with that.
5. Olenna Tyrell’s Caramel Pecan Brie
“I learned how to die a long time ago.”
Or is just us or is there a lot of dying going on in Game of Thrones? Which is why every day is a perfect occasion for a Feast of Ice and Fire!
6. Medieval White Beans and Bacon
“Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.”
Not with this recipe it won’t.
7. Strawberry Pie
- No dessert for you, Joffrey. Bad boy.
“We’ll come out behind them and f– them in their arses!”
…is probably the last thing you’ll be saying with this strawberry pie on hand. If only Joffrey had a strawberry pie in his.
8. Bran Stark’s Pigeon Pie
“Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder.”
Chaos is also what happens when you accidentally drop a french fry around hungry pigeons.
9. Hen Stuffed w/Carrots, Chestnuts, and Prunes
- Don’t let the color alarm you! We promise this recipe is delicious!
“The Lannisters send their regards.”
Is the best line to deliver when serving this plate to your guests.
10. Lemon Curd
- The perfect dish for those sad, sad moments.
“You know nothing, Jon Snow.”
Please excuse us while we shove lemon curd into our mouth and cry.
11. Tears of Lys
“This is not the day I die.”
You victoriously exclaim as you knock back your 6th round of Tears of Lys.
12. Pigeon Pie with Bacon and Artichoke Hearts
- Again, please use regular chicken. Unless you just love eating pigeons.
“I’m gonna have to eat every f–ing chicken in this room.”
And now you can with this pigeon pie recipe! (Except, maybe leave the pigeons alone? For your sake and theirs.)
13. Arya’s Lemon Cakes
“I wish I was the monster you think I am.”
You’ll weep as you look at your now-empty plate of lemon cakes.
14. Weirwood Tree Cauliflower Steaks
- Good god, this cauliflower steak is amazing.
“Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.”
It’s true, we don’t want to face the fact that this cauliflower steak is all gone.
15. Bowl o’ Brown
- Don’t let the name fool you! This is more than just a Bowl o’ Brown.
“The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that.”
Man, what a downer. Guess we have no choice but to eat our sorrow! Woohoo!
16. Balsamic-Roasted Shallots
- Sure, hygiene during the Medieval ages was bad, but this recipe isn’t!
“Different roads sometimes lead to the same castle.”
It’s ‘cos they’re all trying to get at these balsamic-roasted shallots!
And, last but not least, some powerful words to live by: “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.” – George R.R. Martin
Which of these Inn at the Crossroads recipes are you planning to try? Tell us all about it in the comments section below.
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